Welcome to the jungle. The exits are on your left-hand side. The restrooms are on your right-hand side. By entering the jungle, you agree that we shall under no circumstances be held responsible in the event of you being devoured by rabid tigers, tapirs, elephants or ducks. You are encouraged to feed the animals, but it is recommended not to utilize your own limbs for this purpose; try asking other visitors for help. Enjoy your stay.

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Welcome to the jungle. The exits are on your left-hand side. The restrooms are on your right-hand side. By entering the jungle, you agree that we shall under no circumstances be held responsible in the event of you being devoured by rabid tigers, tapirs, elephants or ducks. You are encouraged to feed the animals, but it is recommended not to utilize your own limbs for this purpose; try asking other visitors for help. Enjoy your stay.