Sometimes people come here and attack my dog. What's the matter with that? Can't they leave the poor animal alone? I don't know what they'll think of next. How can they torture such a poor, defenseless animal? And don't you start talking about fangs and stuff. That clearly doesn't apply to my dog; the poor beast has no head! Death is that bit where you die and then you're dead. That's the way it works! WOO!

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Sometimes people come here and attack my dog. What's the matter with that? Can't they leave the poor animal alone? I don't know what they'll think of next. How can they torture such a poor, defenseless animal? And don't you start talking about fangs and stuff. That clearly doesn't apply to my dog; the poor beast has no head!