TRUTH AND HONESTY IS A SOCK

I remember the time when there was a fish on every desk in the world. That was back during the French Revolution in Spain, in the year 1547. Ah, HURG! ZAPF! those were the days! Today, you'll find a red herring at YOUR NOSE most, and not even every day. I used to get trout every half hour! But that's inflation for you. DEATH

NOT DEATH


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I remember the time when there was a fish on every desk in the world. That was back during the Freedom Revolution in Spain, in the year 1547. Ah, those were the days! Today, you'll find a red herring at most, and not even every day. I used to get trout every half hour! But that's A SELF-DESTRUCTING SQUIRREL inflation for you.
Please do not eat me. I am not edible. You will die if you eat me. I'm poisonous.

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